Master

I graduated from university like a month ago, but I feel like I already graduated since a year ago. I guess the reason why I could have feeling like that because I don't have any job recently. YEP,  I am jobless now.

But, my jobless is not ordinary jobless. I have intention of being jobless. Well, it sounds weird when someone tells that she/he has purpose to be jobless. Some people might think they just find some excuse about how lazy they are or they just some unlucky bastards who couldn't lucky enough to get a job. And I tell you, I AM NOT THAT KINDA PERSON. I HAVE PURPOSE!

So, what is my purpose? I tell you first about my dream. I promise it won't talk long. Here is the story :

"Once upon a time, there is a girl who's named Ajeng. She is smart enough but definitely a lazy ass. She has a dream to live aboard. Europe is her main goal. Because she thinks by living in Europe, she could be a model-it girl- or at least get a boyfriend. So she started to build a dream : studying master in Europe. The end."

See? Short right?
Okay, back to business, y'all know already my dream which is obtaining my master degree in Europe. And YES! you got it right, the purpose of me being jobless is pursuing/getting stressed/preparing my master degree application.

I thought applying master degree in university abroard was a piece of cake, but in fact it turned out to be A PIECE OF HELL. Those documents I have to prepare are just complicated. I don't know whether those things are REALLY complicated or I just make it more complicated. But trust me, this application thingy really stressed me out.

So far, Germany is my destination. I don't know why Germany but I guess Germany suits me well. Eventhough I've studied French for 3.5 years, I prefer to see Wall of Berlin to La Tour Eiffel. Eventhough french is like the sexiest language of all, I prefer to talk "Scheisse" to "Merde". I just wanna go to Germany.

Brandenburg University of Technology is my main goal. I hope I could get into there. That is why from now on, I should start to make my motivation letter, write it carefully and amazingly in order to make my lecturer-soon-to-be impressed instead writing my shitty life into writing.

I hope one day, I could write story about my life in Germany,.
See you in Germany, guys! :D

Y U SO BEAUTIFUL?

I recently hate and love a pic at the same time :

Jasmine  by Jirka Väätäinen

This PICTURE really pisses me off but i couldn't help it that I love it at the same time. I love this girl who happens to be Jasmine of Aladdin cos she is really really beautiful. She is flawless. She is amazing. Amazing in the way that I'd go gay for her. Wait, nope, she is not my type, but whatever, SHE IS FRIGGIN BEAUTIFUL.

I hate it because someone told me that Jasmine-in-this-picture looked alike his ex-girlfriend. FUUKKKKKKKK! How could I compete with a girl who looks like her? I mean, it's not like I like the guy , but I just..

I just what?

I think I should think more before writing what I want in this blog.

Flip The Table And Everything Will be Fine

Since a month ago, since i officially become a jobless girl aka graduated from university,  I am addicted to a website called 9GAG.com.

9GAG isn't an ordinary website. ALL posts in 9GAG related to my life : from the education life to love life ( Well, it's basically I am single and 9GAG is a salvation for single people like meh! d'oh)

But, there is one thing in 9GAG which attracted me most. I love it so much that I wish I can do it in real life :

THE FLIP TABLE MEME

I mean, come on, let's admit it, everything will be fine if you really could flip the table easily in real life. It will release your stress, solve your problem, or perhaps you will become the professional table flipper. Who knows?

So when you are mad, you could flip the table. When you are pissed off, you flip the table. When you are annoyed, you flip the table. When you are in stress, you flip the table. When you are in the bad mood, you will flip the table. When you have broken heart, you flip the table. Like I said, flipping the table is really helpful.

Brother    : You are not my real sister.
Me          :

Mom    : Honey, I forgot to buy watermelon.

Me       :

Friend    : Dude, your idol, RAIN, is GAY!

Me        :

Boy     : Hey, I like you, but I wanna go back to my ex.

Me      :

See? I told you, with flipping the table, everything will be so cool.

10 THINGS PEOPLE SAID TO (ABOUT) ME

1. You are so fucking hot!! No, kidding.

2. That is too bad, don't let it bother you that much!

3. Wishing him to like with that kinda look is sooo retarded.

4. Does Optimus Prime have a dick?

5. Super High Quality Jomblo.

6. I don't know what you want.

7. You are so GAUL!

8. We never see any indonesian boobs.

9. Bad girl outside, Muslimah inside.

10. Stay like you are.

Holla AMIGOS!

i love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu